One of the reasons why I’m on Tumblr:

People here believe in me (and love me too!), more than the ones I actually know in real life.
Applause to you Tumblr, I’m definitely thanking YOU on my wedding day and probably on my will too. If I die rich.

If that’s not the case, use my art pieces, poetry and GPOYS too as you wish.

Side note: If anything dirty occurs, I’d be more than happy to be the first poltergeist who’s after reproductive organs.